The Supweme Court of Anaithnid, the highest Court on this website has been issuing historic rulings on all matters of stupid, meaningless matters such as ... well, nevermind, but they WERE historic! The Court convenes once every so often to rule on nonsense and post it here for your adherance. In other words, we're trying to tell you what to do.

Injustice Artz	Opinion: Injustice Artz stabbed himself with a #2 pencil and was out during this session with malaria. Ruling: Abstain
Injustice C-Rap	Opinion: Injustice C-Rap has been busy denying rumors that he's an idiot, so he didn't form an opinion. He did say this though: "hurrrruuummpppphhhh for the governor!!!!!!!" Just what that means, we may never know ... or care about. Ruling: Abstain (C-Rap: But I CAN'T!! Me: From voting C-Rap: Oh.)
Injustice Numnumz	Opinion: The owner of the Blinky Bright company would like to plead insanity. Mr. Reggie Tungsten Brightside Tongue Tied Teeny Weeny Pumpkin Eating Threshold of Pain in the Nether Regions Gassy 'Ol Coot, claims to have been insane at the time of creating the Blinky-Bright turn signals. He therefore could not, with full understanding of his actions, be responsible for the production of these turn signals. It's only a miracle the drivers of these cars never suffered any seizures, unless of course they were driving behind another vehicle with Blinky Brights installed. Ruling: Against
Injustice Thanglo	Opinion: After listening intensely to one side of the case and falling asleep during the other, I must rule in favor of the turn signal company. They had lots of colorful graphs and charts and things while the consumer advocates only had some people crying about losing family members from seizers and car crashes. A real downer. And plants are no longer allowed to testify except when court is not in session and I just want a nap. However, I do dislike hearing about how our beautiful world is being destroyed by unnatural, man-made products. So the environmental group that made me hear about it should be flogged. Ruling: Against
Injustice Julia	Opinion: The turn signal company is clearly at fault. Anyone who names their company BlinkyBright is either a 5 year old or a moron. Jimmy Porton (CEO) of BlinkyBright gets no dessert for a week and must got to bed by 8:30 from now on. I am almost positive BlinkyBright is the name of a pokemon. That's a strike against them for copyright infringement. Mrs. Heather Eldeen is also at fault. With the decades of Wheel of Fortune viewing she had under her belt the flashing lights from a blinker on a car wouldn't have even phased her geriatric slurpee of a brain. She is clearly too old to be driving. The police will be sued later on for that. While neither side is free from blame the Consumer Advocate and Mrs. Heather Eldeen wins out with a score of 2-1. Ruling: For
Chief Injustice Undies	Opinion: Turn signals are dangerous and could cause seizures - just like drug and immigrant trafficking. I agree with the consumer advocates that they should be replaced by tiny midgets duct taped to either side of the car that yell "Left!" or "Right!" whenever they are prodded by an electric shock. Since there is no hope of a sequel to "Willow" and a new film version of "The Hobbit" has not been announced, it is the most humane thing we can do with them at the moment. I mean, even if they weren't spending countless hours in the coal mines, it's not like Hollywood even likes them anymore. I mean, look at "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" - 1 oompa-loompa midget, that's it. Just one! And I'm voting pro due to the environmental concerns as well. Especially since I voted pro to drilling in Alaska for oil and killing the whales and all that good stuff. Gotta have balance somewhere. Ruling: For
For: 2 Against: 2 Official Ruling (by Injustice Julia): Dissenting Opinion (by Injustice C-Rap): Yo, no tree huggin hippie fool is gonna know what is best for the enviornment. Blinky bright may just know what is best. The more seizures we have on highways, the more likely it is that more accidents will occur, resulting in totalled cars. My homies in da hood confirm that the mold that grew in the canyon may have medicinal properties, such as the cure for cancer. Proposition is that we have blinky bright now manufacture strobe lights for speedometers as well as seizure causing turn signals, resulting in more cars going off cliffs, and thus more cancer patients lives saved. Its natural selection, much like my native brothas of america being killed by smallpox, but the ones who beat it came back even stronger. This way we get rid of the seizure prone population, resulting in a stronger human future, without car accidents and unneccessary emergency response funds for seizure victims. This representative votes against the law suit and countersues the enviornmentalists for looking at injustice Julia with longing and naughty intent in their eyes. Countersuit amount is 5,000,000 for every injustices theropy bill for even making us think of such an ugly site......